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If you have not seen this evening's episode of Primeval: New World, please leave the blog and come back later. Initial Reacions, like Live Twitter feeds, are often full of spoilers.
Primeval: New World - "Sisiutl" - Initial Reactions
- Johnny Depp looking guy on a boat...
- Sudden disappearance of the guy on the boat...
- Reappearance of the boat.
- Sea serpent under the chick's boat...
- Chick dies, too. Now who's going to alert the team to weirdness?
- Interesting opening...
- Hello nerdy Lieutenant.
- Yup, just come out and say that in the middle of a very open hallway.
- Oh, that chick was his wife?
- From this point forward tonight, my initial reactions will be spotty... due to stuff...
- Why is this guy even on this team?
- Dun dun dun, Anomaly in the water.
- Ah, so it was a Native Person telling them.
- Gotta love those rivalries.
- Obviously.
- Cryptids are more than just sea monsters, dude.
- Hello snake.
- Hello snake lunch.
- Dylan, didn't anyone tell you wandering around by yourself when there are dangerous creatures on the loose is a bad idea?
- Is this her police guy friend?
- Everyone's just lining up to get themselves eaten...
- That's gross.
- But you can say it was flying monkeys?
- Fuck the uniform. It's stupid.
- Also don't be on a boat at this point.
- Oh yes, let's go down this road, that's a brilliant plan.
- Go Dylan!
- W00T storm drains.
- Ew goo.
- Oh look, someone else to get killed.
- An idiot does that.
- So... what were you planning to do when it caught up with you, Evan?
- Ew, obviously not something you wanted to wipe your flashlight on.
- Well that was convenient.
- It's a giant snake, it can probably lift itself up there, dudes.
- Yup, make noise, attract attention.
- And I was right.
- That was obviously a bad idea.
- Yeah... I really don't like Ange. She's not his boss damnit.
- Flimsy doors...
- Yeah, that's a good idea Evan. Good thing you're faster than the snake.
- Okay, so now the only sound-making things in there are you. Brilliant plan.
- Hello helpfully unhelpful police guy.
- Bye bye snake.
- Oh, now they listen...
- So... why not just call Mac instead of going through Toby?
- Yup, now you're stuck with the giant snake.
- Spontaneously back. W00T.
- Time to start banging on the boat.
- Oh, the drill works, but not the boat?
- Clever, though.
- Time to do the completely ridiculous thing that you're not going to die from... inexplicably.
- She wasn't even there!
- See, they're quick on that uptake. Took the ARC team a season or two to figure that out.
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