Stand By Me - TVD - Initial Reactions

• The ring's not gonna bring him back.
• Yup, that's the reason. Kind of a duh.
• This is gonna be one of those episodes where I get really annoyed with Elena.
• So we're just... ignoring the fact that Shane was there?
• Or, ya know, not. Because Silas healed his legs. I would really like him to just die.
• She's being delusional.
• If you're a vampire, running water isn't really going to disguise your words.
• Yup, totally gonna annoy me tonight.
• This isn't something that surprises me.
• Nice use of "human shield."
• Yeah, fuck you, Shane.
• Also the logic that's told to little girls about little boys being mean to them. I was told that at least once.
• There are reasons I love Rebekah.
• Hayley knew Katherine. Interesting.
• She's getting over your crappy manipulation, Shane.
• Nice, Silas. Real nice. I do not like it.
• So where is Silas, anyway?
• Except of course she's going along with it anyway.
• Wohoo for mind control. And yes, I am calling mind control.
• Good for you, Matt.
• This is not going to end well.
• So Rebekah's gonna get in league with the Hunter because she's afraid of Silas.
• Okay, now I'm calling Shane as Silas.
• The third massacre is gonna have to be vampires.
• Damon's with me. Goody.
• Yup, not going to end well at all.
• Elena's gonna decide to do it.
• And April's totally gonna be the big cata- I'm totally wrong.
• Go Elena, shut down the crazy witch.
• And this is where Elena completely breaks down.
• What the heck?
• She's got a pretty good plan, actually.
• Sane Elena's kind of manic.
• Maybe not so sane, but she made a lot of sense.
• This is gonna be fun.
• Poor Caroline. Both of her best friends gone off the deep end essentially, her boyfriend mia...
• That's not what their problem is.
• Fuck the Greater Good. I hate the Greater Good.
• Yup, Shane's totally dead. Good.
• Or not. Gah! Why can't he be dead?
• Got this feeling Matt's gonna die.
• Men and their unsaid feeling stuff. Gah!
• Good. Bye bye house.
• Goodbye diary.